BloodStained
Ballet: "POSTAL 2" Goes MO-CAP!
Running
With Scissors teams with House of Moves Motion
Capture Studios to make "POSTAL 2" come
to life - and death
Determined to
make it as real as real can get, the most
dangerous videogame developers on the planet,
Running With Scissors, today announced that
POSTAL 2's malicious motion-capture data is
"in the can" for the new first-person
shooter to be released this Fall.
"With a
resume that includes Hollywood's AAA clients (but
we can't mention any cause they'll crap
themselves), L.A.'s House of Moves was the
obvious choice to capture POSTAL 2's disturbing
digital detail" crowed Vince Desi, RWS's
CEO.
"Besides, where else could Running With
Scissors find a mo-cap studio of HOM's caliber
that would let us abuse professional stuntmen and
women like that? It was friggin' beautiful! It
was like a ballet choreographed by Tarantino, but
with more guns, deader dead guys and sexier
women."
"We've worked on hundreds of interactive
titles over the years, but on nothing as depraved
as this," exclaimed House of Moves' Jarrod
Phillips, Vice President of Sales and Marketing.
"We tried to pawn the work off on a
competitor, but by the time we figured out what
the Scissors' psychos wanted us to capture, it
was too late. And as long as it wasn't one of our
guys on fire, why should we care?"
"Keeping it secret any longer was about as
likely as Katie Couric winning a gold medal for
porn, so we figured we'd blow the lid off the
rumor mill and confirm what those weeks of closed
rehearsal sessions with real guns was all
about," confessed Desi in referring to
Running With Scissors enlisting legendary mo-cap
studio House of Moves to capture the human
frailties for POSTAL 2.
"Motion capture allows us to accurately
animate a guy doing stuff he usually does in
private, you know
like masturbating while on
fire." said Desi. "That's essential
because our fans are simply too sophisticated and
caring for pedestrian games that settle for
less."
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